- Trip over an aurumvorax corpse.
- Pegasus Whisperer.
- Catch a Leprechaun.
- Transmute Wood into Steel. On a forest.
- Tax the Royal Treasury, on behalf of a "higher power".
- Convince farmers they need "protection".
- "You have been chosen as the Wizard's new apprentice! He just needs 10gp to get the documents in order. I'm heading that way now, I can give it to him if you like?"
- Open a 10-foot pole shop in front of the local dungeon. No refunds.
- "No, there's no record of any gremlins on that land."
- Dragon-raid crashing: "I can't believe it ate your parents! By the way, I have this IOU they gave me twenty years ago..."
|OK - not this leprechaun.|
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