You enter a room...

You enter a 10 x 10 foot room.

You enter a 3 x 3 meter room.

You enter a 120 x 120 inch room.

You enter a 0.0006 x 0.0006 league room.

You enter a 3048 x 3048 millimeter room.

You enter a 30 x 30 hand room.

You enter a 15 x 15 link room.

You enter a 1.8 x 1.8 步 (bu) room.

You enter a 1 x 1 丈 (jo) room.

You enter a 1.7 x 1.7 fathom room.

You enter a 0.3 x 0.3 diopter room.

You enter a 720 x 720 pica room.

You enter a 8,640 x 8,640 point room.

You enter a 2.2 x 2.2 paso room.

You enter a 4.3 x 4.3 арши́н room.

You enter a 6.36 x 6.36 cubit room.

You enter a 6.7 x 6.7 biblical cubit room.

You enter a 9.878e-17 x 9.878e-17 parsec room.

You enter a 1.017e-8 x 1.017e-8 light-second room.

You enter a 1.6 x 1.6 orgium room.

   .... you stay to watch the show