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I'm an old time roleplayer who became a soldier who became a veteran who became a developer who became a dba who became a manager who never gave up his dream of a better world. Even if I have to create it myself.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Ninja Habitats

Your view from the afterlife.
  • Behind you
  • In front of you
  • Near you
  • Around you
  • Under you
  • Inside you
  • On top of you
  • In the shadows of you and your loved ones
  • The tree in your backyard
  • In your refrigerator
  • Adjacent to your car keys
  • Wherever Pirates happen to be
  • In the underwear you are currently wearing
  • As a character class in Phoenix RPG

(Much of this list courtesy Uncyclopedia)


  1. >>As a character class in Phoenix RPG
    Can one also be a pirate?

    It's been scientifically proven that Pirate > Ninja.

    1. Know why pirates raid the sea? Because if they get anywhere near the land, ninjas would kill them all.

    2. I suppose I could create a "drunk commoner" class for people that want to play pirates.


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