Punch your DM in the Face!
Backstory is for LARPers and LARPers.
Hey, he said it, not me.
I think we've all known someone who could use a little bit of coaching. But if you could give one coaching tip, what would it be?
Mine would be: "Relax". Nothing happening in the game is the end of the world.
Except, of course, when the end of the world happens in the game.
...then you're screwed.
Checking for traps is for bards. Real men charge in and cleave.
ReplyDeleteAlso, punching a DM in the face seems rather mundane. I'd rather spike their Coke with some happy pills.
Now why wasn't I given this advice earlier when I still had a DM to play with?
ReplyDeleteIsn’t saying “Back stories are for LARPers and Losers” redundant?
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